Frauen anquatschen, aber wie? Try these!
- Hi! Do you have a boyfriend? Would you like a better one? Answer the second question first!
- (To a woman in a tight outfit at a party or bar!) Hi! That’s a great outfit you’re almost wearing!
- The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
- Let’s go back to my place, order some pizza and fuck. *SLAP*. Okay, how about chinese?
- I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
- I’m not trying to pressure you. I don’t want to have sex without mutual consent. Oh and by the way, you have my consent.
- Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
- Why don’t you sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.
- Heybabe, I was hoping you could help me out for a sec (pause)? You see a snake just bit my nads and I need you to suck the poison out.
- Can you help me? I have to pee and the doctor said I can’t lift anything heavy.
- I like your legs so much I’m going to name them. This one is Christmas and this one is New Years. Can I see you in between the holidays?
- If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
- Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, d’ya wanna do lunch?
- Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
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